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So this skeleton walks into a bar…
Swab the deck.
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The burglar and Jesus.
Say your prayers.
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Frog parking.
Mr. Froggy went to court…
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The aching tooth
Put your money where your mouth is.
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U2 still hasn’t found….
I still haven’t found what I’m looking for………because I use Bing.
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Why was everyone worried?
work on your “bucket” list
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Where’s your homework?
Peanut butter works, too.
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Mark 17
Don’t read ahead.
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Freddy’s lost hand.
Stick a fork in it.
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Why are chefs so mean?
Two really good reasons not to make a chef angry: they are in control of what goes in your food…
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What did the zero say…
Is this an 80’s joke?
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What did one ocean say?
i sea.
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What did the Lone Ranger say?
Giddyup or giddydown?
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A guy walks into a bar with a newt…
Primarily, he had a problem.
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A mother was preparing pancakes…
Do the math.
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The blind deer.
Seeing double.
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A conservative, a moderate, and a liberal…
It’s a three-fer.
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Two scoops of chocolate ice cream.
Take a STRAW poll.
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Bad fish day.
TGIF
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American shark.
(Take it easy.)
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A man bought a donkey…
An advantage to C.O.D.
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Teacher’s eyes.
(All the boys think she’s a spy.)
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Football recruits.
What if they climb?
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Night baseball.
(Only Honus was a shortstop.)
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School fruit.
Hint: It’s about time.