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A gift for teacher.
Don’t judge a gift by the box.
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Spider comm.
Spidey sense.
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The sand smuggler.
Beach exporting?
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Hippo run around.
Heard this while jogging. True.
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Bambi and the ghost.
Two groans.
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Cow’s day off.
Use your PTO (planned time off.)
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If you had one dollar…
Father knows best.
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A noise in the engine.
Recycle.
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Why was the skeleton afraid…
Was it a chicken skeleton?
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Graveyard shift.
Spell chequer, part 2.
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I want a tooth pulled.
Haste makes waste.
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Weekend with grandpa.
Never a dull moment.
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If it ain’t broke…
One thing leads to another.
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Robbers in sacks.
You can run but you can’t hide.
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The Senator and Saint Peter.
What floor?
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Dracula and his doctor
The truth is up there.
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Country music backwards.
Never lost the gun.
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Talking Dog For Sale.
I’d pay more.
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A werewolf’s favorite day…
At least someone likes them
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Money called dough.
Cook kneads a raise.
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Möbius chicken.
A “twist” on an old joke.
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Apologetic pony.
One word: Lozenge.
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The parrot appears stiff and lifeless.
I hope this isn’t that pit bull’s friend, Polly.
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Baby corn.
(Very corny joke.)