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A surgeon, an architect, and a politician.
Let there be light!
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Snowman dance.
With Snowwomen?
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Build an ark.
“What’s an ark?”
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Poker hands.
Don’t bluff.
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Crabby service.
What about broccoli?
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Cowboy adoption.
Hot diggity dog.
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A banker got his fancy car stuck….
Opposite of a speed trap.
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Beethoven’s Fifth Fruit
Hint: His 9th is a blueberry.
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A grasshopper walks into a bar…
It’s not easy being green.
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Toothless grizz.
Bumbles bounce!
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What do you call a rabbit…
What’s up, doc?
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How many psychiatrists…
One flew east, one flew west…
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The principal’s first day of school.
(Wanna buy some pencils?)
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A tree in your hand.
Is worth a bird in the bush.
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Morty and Saul on a lake.
Sink or swim?
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Dive to the bottom.
A land down under.
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Door not.
Knock Knock x 500
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Murphy and Paddy shop London.
(Note: Grin is Irish.)
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Communicate with a fish.
Fish talk.
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Punctuate the words correctly.
$%!@#$*
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A German competitor was lost…
Try pig latin.
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A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman at the Olympics.
Metalists, three.
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The Olympic pole vaulter.
You’re velcome.
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Mermaid math.
Triangles?