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Cannibals and clowns…
Fine Young Cannibals
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Where does a penguin keep his money?
You know… his cold cash.
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Lazy Kangaroo
Low hopper?
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Geronimo!
Help?
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Amish Water Ski
That sinking feeling.
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Jeb Testing New Email System
Can you click on this email test? Using a new system. Thanks!
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Who should brew the coffee?
What about the donuts?
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Karate pig.
Oink.
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The Quiet Bathroom
Who’s in the loo?
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Big Fan
Wind instruments.
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Chess Boasters
Disperse!
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Fish Weight
In or out of water?
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I can explain…
Cuff ’em Dano.
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A string walked into a bar….
“And his coat is torn and frayed”
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A hydrogen atom walks into a bar…
Please, no negative comments.
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The classical pianist.
Spell chequer.
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Ice Fishing
Gonna need a Zamboni.
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Take only one…
An apple a day.
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A pirate walks into a bar wearing…
… and ordered some dirty rum.
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As an older gentleman was driving down the interstate…
his cell phone rang…
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Six Peach Slices
No matter how you slice it.
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New Digital Band
Almost famous.
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Two Math Books
Answers in the back.
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The doctor said, I’ve got to stop texting…
Send lawyers, guns, and blackberries.
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The Dalai Lama and pizza…
Had to read it twice.