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Why was the computer late…
Time zone issue?
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Got any I.D.?
Near Jesup.
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Three Golf Clubs
Could order tea.
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Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player? (4 Yogurt Sticks!)
(They are washed.)
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
Did the clowns do it?
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Why is Facebook going public?
(5/18/2012 Day 1)
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A little extra in the offering plate…
Why Grover Cleveland had a reserved seat in church.
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Why didn’t they play cards on the ark?
Not even bridge?
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Attendance Problem?
Is this truancy?
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Little Johnny was baking a cake…
… and then he ran away.
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How do you catch a rare rabbit?
Rare, as in uncommon, not undercooked.
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How many cops does it take…
Counting…
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A blind man walked into a shop…
Tall tail.
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Are there any golf courses in heaven?
I have some good news and some bad news…
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What did the digital clock say…
Do the math? No…
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A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head…
Have a heart.
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The church drummer died and went to heaven…
Rum pum pum pum
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We share everything.
Have it your way.
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Comma Cat
Meow, meow
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A pirate with a wheel.
Shiver me timbers.
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Declaration of Independence.
God Bless America etc.
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Sherlock Holmes went camping…
They had turned in for the night…
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Debates.
“Tweeting is how we talk!” – B.B.
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A snail crime…
No one was spotted fleeing the scene of the crime.
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Looking Chicken
Lettuce entertain you.