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  • Dive to the bottom.

    A land down under. >

  • Door not.

    Knock Knock x 500 >

  • Murphy and Paddy shop London.

    (Note: Grin is Irish.) >

  • Communicate with a fish.

    Fish talk. >

  • Punctuate the words correctly.

    $%!@#$* >

  • A German competitor was lost…

    Try pig latin. >

  • A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman at the Olympics.

    Metalists, three. >

  • The Olympic pole vaulter.

    You’re velcome. >

  • Mermaid math.

    Triangles? >

  • Calendar thief.

    Stolen time? >

  • www.OrderMyChecks.com | Put money in my account!

    Another check joke! >

  • A neutron walked into a bar…

    Popular joke in Switzerland. >

  • An angry bird walked into a bar…

    Tweet @#$# Tweet! >

  • Fashion trees.

    Vintage. >

  • Figs.

    Newtons? >

  • Dentist Time.

    A.M. or P.M.? >

  • Camper on Tip Toes.

    Shhhh….. >

  • Beware of dog!

    Why you wanna trip on me? >

  • Running the bases.

    A short story. >

  • Dophin tale.

    Sounds fishy. >

  • Famous shark.

    Spielberg paid him royalties? >

  • Birthday cake burn.

    Call 911. >

  • First bank account.

    Don’t let ’em fee you, kid. >

  • Bugged firemen.

    Bugs me, too. >

  • The talking leg.

    Had to figure out the pig. >

  • The factory of the future.

    Looking for a robot tree. >

  • News cat.

    What “type” of cat is that? >

  • Dancing burgers and dogs.

    Put on your dancing shoes. >

  • The shipwrecked diver.

    He was color coordinated. >

  • The drowning hippie.

    So this is why hippies don’t bathe… >

  • Praying in church or a casino.

    Well there is money at stake. >

  • How hot is it?

    It can’t be hotter than July. >

  • Steve just got a job at the beverage factory…

    A pop joke with some pop art! >

  • If life gives you melons…

    A fruit by any other name would taste as sweet. >

  • News from the doctor.

    Why you should always remember to keep your cellphone on you. >

  • A carrot at the door.

    Who knew vegetables could be so personable? >

  • Nosey Peppers.

    I had a neighbor like this. >

  • LEGO men at the hospital.

    Can you pay with plastic? >

  • Mermaid shells.

    Q: Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? A: Because the B shells were too small and the D shells were too big.   Graphic: Mermaid by Clara Ameida Joke: Jet Blue Landing via UT >

  • Better make it a double.

    Double vision got the best of me. >

  • The door-to-door snail…

    Wikipedia isn’t good for business. >

  • Pork chops and pea soup…

    What about apple sauce? >