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  • Mine Shaft Blues

    Talk about a lower register! >

  • Jack O’ Math

    Caution: Geometry ahead! >

  • The Bottomless Hole

    Wait for it… >

  • Getting Ready to Migrate

    One flew east, one flew west… >

  • Food Face

    Mr. Potato Head? >

  • Elder Brown’s Peanut Jar

    Take one. >

  • The Sex of Flies

    How can you tell? >

  • Burger and Dog

    Food discrimination. >

  • Waldo’s Stripes

    Where’s Wally? >

  • Lumberjack politics

    One-sided joke. >

  • The honest man.

    When honesty is not the best policy. >

  • Three-Legged Dog

    … walked into a saloon… >

  • Charles Dickens walked into a bar…

    Please sir, may I have some more? >

  • The Credit Card Thief

    Not So Much >

  • The Green Sitter

    and in this corner… >

  • Kiss the frog.

    Missy froggy went a courtin’ >

  • Two Flies On The Wall

    A real knee swatter. >

  • The Can Crusher

    Can you find Santa? >

  • Penguin wash

    A sharp dressed penguin. >

  • Batman and Robin Fishing

    Where does he get all those wonderful toys? — The Joker >

  • Well dressed alligator.

    Croca-stylin’ >

  • Little nephew ant.

    Cry uncle. >

  • Turkey arrest.

    2 Strikes 1 Fowl >

  • The stalking coffin.

    (Hopefully you are ready for this.) >

  • Liver and cheese.

    Hello boys…. >

  • A gift for teacher.

    Don’t judge a gift by the box. >

  • Spider comm.

    Spidey sense. >

  • The sand smuggler.

    Beach exporting? >

  • Hippo run around.

    Heard this while jogging. True. >

  • Bambi and the ghost.

    Two groans. >

  • Cow’s day off.

    Use your PTO (planned time off.) >

  • If you had one dollar…

    Father knows best. >

  • A noise in the engine.

    Recycle. >

  • Why was the skeleton afraid…

    Was it a chicken skeleton? >

  • Voting added to GraphicJoke.com!

    Vote early. Vote often. >

  • Graveyard shift.

    Spell chequer, part 2. >

  • I want a tooth pulled.

    Haste makes waste. >

  • Weekend with grandpa.

    Never a dull moment. >

  • If it ain’t broke…

    One thing leads to another. >

  • Robbers in sacks.

    You can run but you can’t hide. >

  • The Senator and Saint Peter.

    What floor? >

  • Dracula and his doctor

    The truth is up there. >

  • Country music backwards.

    Never lost the gun. >

  • Talking Dog For Sale.

    I’d pay more. >

  • A werewolf’s favorite day…

    At least someone likes them >

  • Money called dough.

    Cook kneads a raise. >

  • Möbius chicken.

    A “twist” on an old joke. >

  • Apologetic pony.

    One word: Lozenge. >

  • The parrot appears stiff and lifeless.

    I hope this isn’t that pit bull’s friend, Polly. >

  • Baby corn.

    (Very corny joke.) >

  • So this skeleton walks into a bar…

    Swab the deck. >

  • The burglar and Jesus.

    Say your prayers. >

  • Frog parking.

    Mr. Froggy went to court… >

  • The aching tooth

    Put your money where your mouth is. >

  • U2 still hasn’t found….

    I still haven’t found what I’m looking for………because I use Bing. >

  • Why was everyone worried?

    work on your “bucket” list >

  • Where’s your homework?

    Peanut butter works, too. >

  • Mark 17

    Don’t read ahead. >

  • Freddy’s lost hand.

    Stick a fork in it. >

  • Why are chefs so mean?

    Two really good reasons not to make a chef angry: they are in control of what goes in your food and they work with knives. >

  • What did the zero say…

    Is this an 80’s joke? >

  • What did one ocean say?

    i sea. >

  • What did the Lone Ranger say?

    Giddyup or giddydown? >

  • A guy walks into a bar with a newt…

    Primarily, he had a problem. >

  • A mother was preparing pancakes…

    Do the math. >

  • The blind deer.

    Seeing double. >

  • A conservative, a moderate, and a liberal…

    It’s a three-fer. >

  • Two scoops of chocolate ice cream.

    Take a STRAW poll. >

  • Bad fish day.

    TGIF >

  • American shark.

    (Take it easy.) >

  • A man bought a donkey…

    An advantage to C.O.D. >

  • Teacher’s eyes.

    (All the boys think she’s a spy.) >

  • Football recruits.

    What if they climb? >

  • Night baseball.

    (Only Honus was a shortstop.) >

  • School fruit.

    Hint: It’s about time. >

  • Heaven and Health.

    Heaven can wait. >

  • First driving lesson.

    Get a grip. >

  • Bicycle tires

    Got flat feet. >

  • Airplane crash in Elbonia.

    (Shovel ready.) >

  • Present Perfect Tense Soup

    To bean or not to bean? >

  • Greener Grass

    …a football tip >

  • Three doors and no way out.

    Knock knock x 3 >

  • Dog Tired.

    Let sleeping dogs lie… >

  • Darth Trunk?

    There’s an elephant in our logo. >

  • A surgeon, an architect, and a politician.

    Let there be light! >

  • Snowman dance.

    With Snowwomen? >

  • Build an ark.

    “What’s an ark?” >

  • Poker hands.

    Don’t bluff. >

  • Crabby service.

    What about broccoli? >

  • Cowboy adoption.

    Hot diggity dog. >

  • A banker got his fancy car stuck….

    Opposite of a speed trap. >

  • Beethoven’s Fifth Fruit

    Hint: His 9th is a blueberry. >

  • A grasshopper walks into a bar…

    It’s not easy being green. >

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    For our Georgia Tech friends. >

  • Toothless grizz.

    Bumbles bounce! >

  • What do you call a rabbit…

    What’s up, doc? >

  • How many psychiatrists…

    One flew east, one flew west… >

  • The principal’s first day of school.

    (Wanna buy some pencils?) >

  • A tree in your hand.

    Is worth a bird in the bush. >

  • Morty and Saul on a lake.

    Sink or swim? >