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Attendance Problem?
Is this truancy? >
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Little Johnny was baking a cake…
… and then he ran away. >
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How do you catch a rare rabbit?
Rare, as in uncommon, not undercooked. >
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How many cops does it take…
Counting… >
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A blind man walked into a shop…
Tall tail. >
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Are there any golf courses in heaven?
I have some good news and some bad news… >
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What did the digital clock say…
Do the math? No… >
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A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head…
Have a heart. >
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The church drummer died and went to heaven…
Rum pum pum pum >
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We share everything.
Have it your way. >
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Comma Cat
Meow, meow >
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Declaration of Independence.
God Bless America etc. >
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Sherlock Holmes went camping…
They had turned in for the night… >
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Debates.
“Tweeting is how we talk!” – B.B. >
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A snail crime…
No one was spotted fleeing the scene of the crime. >
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Looking Chicken
Lettuce entertain you. >
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Cannibals and clowns…
Fine Young Cannibals >
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Where does a penguin keep his money?
You know… his cold cash. >
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Lazy Kangaroo
Low hopper? >
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Geronimo!
Help? >
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Amish Water Ski
That sinking feeling. >
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Jeb Testing New Email System
Can you click on this email test? Using a new system. Thanks! >
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Who should brew the coffee?
What about the donuts? >
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Karate pig.
Oink. >
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The Quiet Bathroom
Who’s in the loo? >
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Big Fan
Wind instruments. >
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Chess Boasters
Disperse! >
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Fish Weight
In or out of water? >
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I can explain…
Cuff ’em Dano. >
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A hydrogen atom walks into a bar…
Please, no negative comments. >
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The classical pianist.
Spell chequer. >
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Ice Fishing
Gonna need a Zamboni. >
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Take only one…
An apple a day. >
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As an older gentleman was driving down the interstate…
his cell phone rang… >
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Six Peach Slices
No matter how you slice it. >
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New Digital Band
Almost famous. >
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Two Math Books
Answers in the back. >
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The doctor said, I’ve got to stop texting…
Send lawyers, guns, and blackberries. >
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The Dalai Lama and pizza…
Had to read it twice. >
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A little hip shimmy…
Inspired by David Bowie. >
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Cats and poker in the jungle…
Pick a card, any card. >
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Adele’s Road
Ola? >
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Clams and Crabs
Clams don’t float. >
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Week Days
So they are not weakends. >
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A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking…
suddenly a cat attacks >
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The nose.
Ain’t got nobody. >
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A frog walks into a bank…
It’s time for a holiday. >
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A linguist professor was lecturing…
No. No. >
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Conjugate the verb ‘to go’…
I go, you go, she goes…. >
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A lonely female crab was walking down the beach…
Shot just prior to iPhone being dropped in water. >
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Who should Florence and the Machine call…
… when they break down? >
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A duck walks into a drug store…
quack quack quack >
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Tomato Walkers
Fancy. >
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Three Bikers
Just deserts. >
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Atoms
Connect the dots. >
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Four Surgeons
What’s inside matters. >
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Our car was vandalized…
Double your money. >
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Mack, Winnie, and Attila.
When the shark bites. >
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OrderMyChecks.com | Preferred by 9 out of 10 Grandmas.
Thank you Grandma! >
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Level Stage
The beat goes on. >
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Broken Pencil
Writer’s Block >
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Scottish Phone
It’s a wee wee thin. >
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The Princess and the Frog
Riddip. (Burp.) >
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On the way to Wembley
She has a ticket to ride. >
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Mine Shaft Blues
Talk about a lower register! >
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Jack O’ Math
Caution: Geometry ahead! >
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The Bottomless Hole
Wait for it… >
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Getting Ready to Migrate
One flew east, one flew west… >
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Food Face
Mr. Potato Head? >
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Elder Brown’s Peanut Jar
Take one. >
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The Sex of Flies
How can you tell? >
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Waldo’s Stripes
Where’s Wally? >
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Lumberjack politics
One-sided joke. >
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The honest man.
When honesty is not the best policy. >
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Charles Dickens walked into a bar…
Please sir, may I have some more? >
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The Credit Card Thief
Not So Much >
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The Green Sitter
and in this corner… >
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Kiss the frog.
Missy froggy went a courtin’ >
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Two Flies On The Wall
A real knee swatter. >
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The Can Crusher
Can you find Santa? >
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Penguin wash
A sharp dressed penguin. >
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Batman and Robin Fishing
Where does he get all those wonderful toys? — The Joker >
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Well dressed alligator.
Croca-stylin’ >
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Little nephew ant.
Cry uncle. >
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Turkey arrest.
2 Strikes 1 Fowl >
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The stalking coffin.
(Hopefully you are ready for this.) >
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Liver and cheese.
Hello boys…. >
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A gift for teacher.
Don’t judge a gift by the box. >
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Spider comm.
Spidey sense. >
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The sand smuggler.
Beach exporting? >
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Hippo run around.
Heard this while jogging. True. >