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A tree in your hand.
… is worth a bird in the bush?
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Morty and Saul on a lake.
Sink or swim?
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Dive to the bottom.
A land down under.
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Door not.
Knock Knock x 500
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Murphy and Paddy shop London.
(Note: We’re Irish. ☘️)
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Communicate with a fish.
Fish talk.
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Punctuate the words correctly.
$%!@#$*®
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A German competitor was lost…
Try pig latin.
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Devil ball.
You’re OUT!
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Country music backwards.
Never lost the gun.
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Two Math Books
Answers in the back.
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The Olympic pole vaulter.
You’re velcome.
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A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman at the Olympics.
Metalists, three.
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The blood bank.
Spell check.
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A neutron walked into a bar…
Popular joke in Switzerland.
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An angry bird walked into a bar…
Tweet @#$# Tweet!
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Mermaid math.
Triangles?
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Calendar thief.
Stolen time?
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Put money in my account!
Another check joke!
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Russian Cold
Lost in translation.
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Fashion trees.
Vintage.
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Figs.
Newtons?
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Dentist Time.
A.M. or P.M.?
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Camper on Tip Toes.
Shhhh…..
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Beware of dog!
Why you wanna trip on me?