Q: Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player?
A: He stole 2nd base.
Q: What kind of bugs do firemen really dislike?
A: Fire flies.
Q: What kind of hats do they wear at the north pole?
A: Ice caps.
Q: Where should you put tired groceries?
A: In a sleeping bag.
Graphic: N & M’s washed yogurt sticks. Uh… thanks.