Two men are walking their dogs when they come up to a bar. The first with the Golden Retriever says “Watch this,” and walks up to the bar.
The bartender says, “I’m sorry sir, but you can’t bring your dog in here.”
“This is my guide dog,” says the man.
“I’m sorry,” says the bartender. “I didn’t realize you were blind. The first drink is on me.”
The second man thinks that looked easy enough, so he walks up to the bar.
The bartender says, “I’m sorry sir, but you can’t bring your dog in here.”
“This is my guide dog,” says the second man.
The bartender looks over the bar at the little dog and says, “They don’t use Chihuahua’s as guide dogs.”
The second man pauses and then suddenly says, “What? They gave me a Chihuahua!”
Graphic: Watercolor by Ron Krajewski
Joke: Bruthu T