A diver was shipwrecked and swam to a nearby island.
As he stood up he noticed his hands were purple. He looked at his feet and they were purple. Worriedly he unzipped his wetsuit and found his chest and stomach were purple.
With his head in his hands he cried, “Heaven help me, I’ve been marooned!”
Graphic: The Vanderberg: Life Below the Surface (Ballet) by Andreas Franke