The Sex of Flies

How can you tell?

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“Hunting flies,” he responded.

“Oh. Kill any?” she asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 females.”

Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”

He said, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

 

 


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Joke: JMG