There was a knock at the door and a man opened it to find a snail.
The snail said, “Hello sir, do you want to buy some encyclopedias?”
“No!” shouted the man, and he kicked the snail to the street and slammed the door.
Three months later, there was another knock at the door. The man opened the door and the snail said, “What did you do that for?”
Graphic: Alberto Cerriteño
Joke: UT