An elderly woman was arrested for shoplifting from a grocery store.
When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?”
“Peaches,” she replied. “A can of peaches.”
The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, “Six”.
The judge said, “Then I will give you six days in jail.”
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman’s husband stood up, and said “Your honor?”
“What is it ?’ the judge asked.
The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”
graphic: Fresh Peaches Taste Like Sunshine by Mathilde Vhargon
joke: Rizzo