An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman conspire to rob a bank at night. They try breaking in but set off the alarms. They leg it out of the bank and down the alley.
Hot on their heals are the cops, responding to the alarm. As the three round a bend, they spot a Cats and Dogs Home and jump over the fence into the kennel yard. They see three burlap sacks lying on the ground and each crawl into an empty bag.
One cop leaps over the fence and spots the three bulging sacks on the ground. He kicks the first sack and the Englishman says, “Bark! Bark!”
“Ah, must be a dog!” says the cop, and he kicks the second sack.
The Scotsman says, “Meow!” and the cop nods his head, exclaiming, “Must be cats!”
The cop turns to the last sack, kicking it sharply.
“Potatoes!” says the sack.
Graphic: Bobby by Daniel Worth