When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?”
“Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied.
“I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. “What is it now?”
Graphic: Sharing Soup by Bob Dornberg
Tense: Present Perfect by the English Club
Joke: ce