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The drowning hippie.
So this is why hippies don’t bathe…
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Praying in church or a casino.
Well there is money at stake.
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How hot is it?
It can’t be hotter than July.
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Steve just got a job at the beverage factory…
A pop joke with some pop art!
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If life gives you melons…
A fruit by any other name would taste as sweet.
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News from the doctor.
Why you should always remember to keep your cellphone on you.
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A carrot at the door.
Who knew vegetables could be so personable?
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Nosey Peppers.
I had a neighbor like this.
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LEGO men at the hospital.
Can you pay with plastic?
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Mermaid shells.
Q: Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? A: Because the B shells were too small and the D shells…
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Better make it a double.
Double vision got the best of me.
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The door-to-door snail…
Wikipedia isn’t good for business.
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Pork chops and pea soup…
What about apple sauce?
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Two men are walking their dogs…
I can see where this one is going.
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Lonely bananas…
Don’t slip up.
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A baseball and a maggot…
Happy Father’s Day!
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Joker’s candy…
Butterfingers?
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The Cajun jigsaw puzzle…
[Best told with a Cajun accent.] One day Pierre went to Boudreaux’s house and Boudreaux was working on a jigsaw…
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Telescope with a bad leg…
Two out of three ain’t bad.
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Dog nap….
Let sleeping dogs lie.
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Jack’s jokes on aliens and planets…
Buy me some peanuts.
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The pirate’s eye patch…
A sailor and pirate were trading stories.
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10 types of people…
Ones and zeroes.
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Award winning scarecrow…
If I only had a brain.
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A salty joke…
Susie: Have you heard any sodium jokes lately? Buddy: Na. Graphic: Salt Art by Motoi Yamamoto Chemistry Joke: mcc