Milk and Eggs

Which came first– the cow or the egg?

cow-chicken-egg

A programmer goes shopping for groceries, and his wife tells him:

“Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

He comes back home with a dozen gallons of milk, and he says:

“They had eggs.”

 

 


Graphic: Taifo on Wall Paper Flare

Joke: Bob E