Graphic Joke
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Heard this while jogging. True.
Two groans.
Recycle.
Was it a chicken skeleton?
Vote early. Vote often.
Spell chequer, part 2.
Haste makes waste.
One thing leads to another.
You can run but you can’t hide.
Never lost the gun.
Cook kneads a raise.
A “twist” on an old joke.
One word: Lozenge.
(Very corny joke.)
Swab the deck.
Say your prayers.
Mr. Froggy went to court…
Peanut butter works, too.
Don’t read ahead.
Stick a fork in it.
Is this an 80’s joke?
Primarily, he had a problem.
Do the math.
Seeing double.
It’s a three-fer.
