A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, “Why are you wearing a paper towel?”
“Arrrrr…” says the pirate. “I’ve got a bounty on me head!”
Graphic: Disney, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Concept Art.
Rum Joke: Happy Birthday Bob!