A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from a Harley when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in the shop. The heart doctor was waiting for the service manager when the mechanic shouted across the garage “Hey Doc, come take a look at this!”
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, “So Doc, look at this engine. I open it up, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put it back together, and when I finish, it will work just like new.”
“Good work,” said the doctor.
Then the mechanic said, “So how come I get $1,000 for this job, but you get a 100 times more when we’re basically doing the same work?”
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, “Try doing it with the engine running.”
Graphic by: Peter Han (like?)
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