A banker got his fancy car stuck in mud on a country road.
A farmer happened by and offered to pull the car out with his tractor for five dollars.
After a few tugs the car was free. Handing the five dollars to the farmer, the banker said, “At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day.”
“Day, yes, but not night,” replied the farmer. “That’s when I haul water to this hole.”
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