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Joker’s candy…
Butterfingers?
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The Cajun jigsaw puzzle…
[Best told with a Cajun accent.] One day Pierre went to Boudreaux’s house and Boudreaux was working on a jigsaw…
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Telescope with a bad leg…
Two out of three ain’t bad.
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Dog nap….
Let sleeping dogs lie.
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Jack’s jokes on aliens and planets…
Buy me some peanuts.
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The pirate’s eye patch…
A sailor and pirate were trading stories.
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10 types of people…
Ones and zeroes.
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Award winning scarecrow…
If I only had a brain.
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A salty joke…
Susie: Have you heard any sodium jokes lately? Buddy: Na. Graphic: Salt Art by Motoi Yamamoto Chemistry Joke: mcc
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Poison ivy and luck…
Payback for working in the yard.
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Pirate ears…
All steamed.
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Favorite fruit…
Tootie fruity?
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Gingerbread boys…
Make up your bed.
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Mushroom party…
Something about a toad?