Two hunters are walking through the woods when they come across a hole. They look down and can’t see the bottom. They wonder how deep it is and go looking for something to throw down the hole.
They see a rusty old anvil and throw it down the hole. The hole is so deep they never hear it hit the bottom.
Suddenly, they hear rustling leaves behind them and a galloping sound. A goat goes flying past them straight into the hole. They are pretty astonished.
Then they hear a guy calling out for his goat. He sees the two hunters and one says, “I’m sorry, but if you’re looking for your goat he just ran into this bottomless hole.”
The man says, “That’s impossible, I tied him off to an anvil.”
Graphic: Blacksmith Anvil & Hammer by Paul Ward
Joke: Jay Leno from Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. (Thanks Ted!)
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