A string walked into a bar….
“And his coat is torn and frayed”
A pirate walks into a bar wearing…
… and ordered some dirty rum.
A night out with the horse.
You can lead a horse to water…
A giraffe walks into a bar…
… talk about high prices…
A goat walks into a bar…
Because Mom would not approve.
A guy walks into a bar with a newt…
Primarily, he had a problem.
